Sayonara

                                                                                               September 10, 2011

Dear Borrelia Burgdorferi,
You put up one hell of a fight over these past three days. I didn't think you had it in you after the threatening letter you received from me on September 8th. Sure, I did a lot of resting and watching movies this weekend, but that wasn't because you were kicking my ass or anything. And maybe I had several instances when I dropped like a fly and was out of commission for several hours, but that wasn't because of you, either. That was probably because I tripped over my shoelace and then I fell asleep on the floor right there--just because it was so comfy resting on the hardwood floor. Not because of you!

So, Bb, maybe I seemed a little bit off this weekend, but, like I said, it was not because of you. It was probably because it is ragweed season, and not only that, but the days are getting shorter now. And Borrelia Burgdorferi, one more thing: I'm not crying--it's just been raining. On my face. 



Sayonara,
Alyson "Still-Kickin' Your Ass" 1derland

Preparing for Battle

                                                                                     September 8th, 2011

Dear Borrelia Burdorferi,
Prepare for battle! I have spoken to The General and we have upped the ante. We are ready for action and are prepared to do WHATEVER it takes to win my body back. Consider me your prisoner no longer! THIS MEANS WAR!

Today's plan of action: Azithromycin, Omnicef, Flagyl, Lariam
Tomorrow: Flagyl
Saturday: Azithromycin, Omnicef, Flagyl
One week break before the Lyme massacre continues

Let it be known that I am thoroughly excited to continue kicking your ass! Spirochete, cry-me-a-river-o-chete! Cell-wall deficient, smell-wall deficient! Your cysts are too wimpy to even make me pissed! Oh, look at me shaking like a leaf!

Yours-No-Longer,
Alyson "Ass Kickin'" 1durland